The Loco Haxey Review — Curry Bible Score 8.21/10
Curry Bible visited The Loco in Haxey, North Lincolnshire for Curry Club’s one-year anniversary. With strong service, proper pub atmosphere, solid food, cake, awards and a final score…
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We are here to find the curry houses actually worth your night out.
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We still keep the laughs, the daft traditions and the table chaos — but behind it all is one serious mission: finding the best curry houses around.
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The awards that keep the table honest.
The reviews stay serious, but the group still needs its monthly glory and shame. This is where Currier of the Month lives — and yes, the dishonour still exists too.
Monthly Glory
Currier of the Month
Luke Harfield
Sorted the Curry Club anniversary cake, brought the sparkler energy, and made the one-year curry night feel like a proper Curry Bible occasion. Quietly humble, properly committed, and fully deserving of the monthly crown.
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The Table’s Shame
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Caught FaceTiming halfway through curry night. Mind elsewhere, table discipline gone, and a clear breach of sacred Curry Bible conduct. The monthly dishonour was earned.
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Curry Cunt of the Year
Oliver 'Fingers' Sadd
Twelve months of questionable curry conduct, mood damage, and taking the biggest dishonour badly enough to prove the table right. A title awarded by the people, for the people, for reasons that became increasingly self-explanatory.
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Currier of the Year
Louis “Pakora” Passmoor
The biggest Currier honour of the year. Awarded for elite commitment, all-round good bloke behaviour, becoming a dad, and still turning up for curry the night before his son was born. Curry Bible history.
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